This Week's Top Ten

Bill Gates' Top Ten New Years Resolutions...

#10 Have the head of Marc Anderseen placed upon his desk.

#9 Australia? Now called "Bill Land"

#8 Randomly choose an on-line service to destroy and then just do it.

#7 Hang out more with the Dallas Cowboys.

#6 Bet the company on developing OS/2 software (oops, that's the Top Ten Signs Bill Gates has been taken over by Lou Gerstner)

#5 Release Windows96 this year.

#4 Get a monkey named "Bubbles", buy an oxygen sleeping tank, and build a personal theme park.

#3 Not to release software just because it compiles. Actually TEST it too!

#2 Anchor NBC nightly news personally instead of just writing the material.

#1 Finally defeat Steve Balmer at arm wrestling!

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