This Week's Top Ten


Top Ten Clues that Microsoft is releasing a new OS...

#10 New and unfounded rumors of OS/2's demise coincidentally appear

#9 The 7 year Cicadas hatch

#8 Lots of brand new users with who advocate the new OS suddenly appear on-line

#7 Bomb shelters become popular again

#6 Bill Gates bathes

#5 "Questions" about the Macintosh's future come up

#4 Ten Thousand "Unix" is dead articles appear.

#3 New IBM PC Company commercials begin appearing hailing the new OS.

#2 Fire rains from the sky! Oops, wait, that's the 7th sign.

#1 Microsoft announces that while this new OS isn't that great, just wait until the NEXT one!


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