#10 Refers to Windows as "Windoze"
#9 Mutters something about "Not wanting to give money to Billy Boy!"
#8 Has a bumper sticker entitled "I don't do Doze!"
#7 Loudly proclaims "I had that in 1985 and my machine ran at only 7.7mhz!"
#6 Secretly considers anything more than Assembler to be a sissy language
#5 Refers to PC's as "Pee-Cees"
#4 Believes 4096 colors is more than enough for anything!
#3 The maker of their favorite OS can do no wrong while competing OS vendors are controlled by the Devil.
#2 Refuses to admit that their OS ever crashes.
#1 Believes that there is a world-wide media conspiracy against their favorite OS.