#10 Demands that everyone refer to him as "The Colonel" (even though he's never been in the armed forces)
#9 Always refers to himself in the third person or as "We"
#8 Expects you to cut up his food for him.
#7 Believes "his master" is communicating with him via duck noises he makes with his arm pit
#6 Runs around the office pretending his hand is an imperial shuttle
#5 Claims his wrist watch is actually an intergalactic communication device.
#4 Pretends company car is a space ship
#3 When asked about future business plans, replies "It doesn't matter, we'll all be dead by then."
#2 Insists on personally maintaining the company webpage and writing a Top10 humor list.
#1 There is a sign outside the building that says "Stardock Systems"