#10 The Unix System! I KNOW this System!
#9 OpenDoc? Well, it's kind of like OLE but without the support of IBM.
#8 Where's the free tote bags?
#7 Cool! They're bundling an OS with Java now!
#6 OS/2 Warp: Pick up the Chicks at Light Speed!
#5 No, the fonts always look that way.
#4 Lotus is still on track with the '97 ship date, which was our original shipdate...honest!
#3 Is there a John Thompson in the house?
#2 Damn it! For the last time it's NOT dead!
#1 And for all those corporations who happen to have standardized on the sound blaster sound card, we have voicetype!