This Week's Top Ten

Top Ten Rejected Sound Schemes for OS/2 Warp 4

#10 "Nails on Blackboard scheme"

#9 "Beans: The Musical Fruit scheme"

#8 "The Wonder of the colon scheme"

#7 "Burping and other neat sounds scheme"

#6 "Old MacDonald's Farm scheme"

#5 "Dentist Office scheme"

#4 "Death Squad Interrogation scheme"

#3 "Slaughter house scheme"

#2 "Whale sounds scheme"

#1 "Historical system beeps scheme!"