This Week's Top Ten


Top Ten Things Not Heard In Star Trek: First Contact

#10 My God! It's Bill Gates!

#9 See! Windows 2372 works just as advertised!

#8 As history recorded, the borg and Microsoft did join forces.

#7 Resistance is...oh where do you want to go today?

#6 New Uniforms? Again?!

#5 No Luke, I am your father!

#4 First Contact? We met them back in 87!

#3 Damn it, Mr. Data! Where exactly is EDLIN?

#2 Number One, Start the Photon Torpedo Wizard!

#1 Who would have ever thought that the mighty Borg would be killed by an unfixed Pentium floating point divide problem?


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