#10 My God! It's Bill Gates!
#9 See! Windows 2372 works just as advertised!
#8 As history recorded, the borg and Microsoft did join forces.
#7 Resistance is...oh where do you want to go today?
#6 New Uniforms? Again?!
#5 No Luke, I am your father!
#4 First Contact? We met them back in 87!
#3 Damn it, Mr. Data! Where exactly is EDLIN?
#2 Number One, Start the Photon Torpedo Wizard!
#1 Who would have ever thought that the mighty Borg would be killed by an unfixed Pentium floating point divide problem?