This Week's Top Ten

Now that Microsoft seemingly claims credit for the Internet... Top Ten things Microsoft is likely to take credit for next!

#10 Microsoft water: What do you want to drink today?

#9 Microsoft oxygen: What do you want to breath today?

#8 A Mickey Mouse on every desktop! (Oops! That's from top ten things Disney will do when it finishes conquering the world)

#7 We brought you the highway! Not just the information super highway but the actual highway too!

#6 Before Microsoft: Darkness. After Microsoft: Light. Microsoft: what will we think of next?

#5 First we invented the mouse, next we developed the GUI, now we bring you Microsoft asperin!

#4 Netscape? Made that! Done it! Been there!

#3 Microsoft food: What do you want to eat today?

#2 Today, we proudly introduce a cross-Win32 platform solution: JAVA

#1 Microsoft Pentium: Where do you want to floating point today?