#10 Wants to "Email" everyone their gifts
#9 "Naughty/Nice" list now kept on Santa's website for all to see.
#8 Mrs. Claus upset by Santa's continual web surfing to www.erotic.com
#7 Gets mad everytime that IBM Domino commercial featuring him plays because "his wares are much cooler than that!"
#6 Is seriously considering giving AOL users coal this year in their stockings.
#5 Gets ulcers trying to decide whether Netscape or Internet Explorer is better.
#4 Decides what torments of irony one will face in the everafter based on their websites. (Oops, that's Top Ten Signs "Satan" is addicted to the Internet.)
#3 Stays up very late at night just to come up with the perfect flame bait for the Easter Bunny.
#2 Boasts he has the world's most sophisticated email message filtering system in the world.
#1 Now insists on being called "That wired ole elf"
